united states

the rest of the world hates the united states until it's time to defend itself, gain some culture (literally all current music, movies, etc.), make a strong government, or invent something cool (hmmm, planes, cars, the internet, computers, phones, etc.). go ahead, eurotrash, wear your dumb yankees hat thinking it's a "cool american" icon, totally unaware of the fact that it's actually a major sports team here and not just some fashion icon to make you look hip and daddy-approved.
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United States

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.
Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears
by Power476 September 14, 2020
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united states

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.
person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”
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United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
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Church house state of mind

Church houses are building used for Christian worship services and other Christian religious activities. The term is used to refer to the physical buildings where Christians worship and also to refer to the community of Christians. But the state of mind is when you got a hoe on your line but you won’t let her waste your time. Instead you just like making rhymes, just have a good time.
Yung od: stuck in a church house state of mind I see my goal I waste no time

Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes
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Church House state of mind

When you got a hoe and she’s on your line but you refuse to make the time.
Yung OD: I got your hoe she on my line

Chef hud: but you gotta focus on yoself, remember the church house state of mind?
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