Fedora Douche

A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".

" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "

" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'

'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "

by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016

dingle douche

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

man he is being a huge dingle douche

by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011

douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

Douche-whibbler

A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.

Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler!

by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009

Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

douche bigalo

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Douche-bitch

One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.

Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.

by Lauren German April 10, 2008