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doing harakiri

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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Do a Continental

Word reffering to a kiss-ass person, literally when someone sucks your pubic area for being such a suck up. And does so leaves your pubic area as shiny as a Bentley Continental GT's. Chrome accesories like the front grille etc.
Do a Continental to our boss and tell him that he's got a cute family, but don't tell him we know she cheats on him
by fontnene June 23, 2011
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Do the Kudrna

Action in which a person gets into a manhole fills his or her mouth with shit and tries to speak with a german ascent while trying not to establish communism in Poland.
Paul: Man you sure did get political last night!

Mark: I know, I tried to Do the Kudrna and I failed.

Paul: Don't worry about it Doing the Kudrna is for dipshits anyway.
by SaturnTortilla December 2, 2019
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Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.
Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad
by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017
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doing a sex

According to Geoff Ramsey, having sex; in the process of having sexual intercourse.
"So uh, the lady and I, we were doing a sex..."
by Sherman Mikhail Lambchops January 11, 2015
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do rah

"do rah" means to do rah together or alone, therefore "omg i did rah..."
by noproof July 10, 2023
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Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.
Don't do a Jasmine.
by EstellaFross October 17, 2019
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