Atascadero Yacht Club

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.

Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.

by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019

orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade

"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"

by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021

one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015

Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.

"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"

by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

u wuz at the club

bottoms up when I furst met yuu

u wuz at the club werent you?

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

Cannabis smokers club

A cool club that likes to get dank everyday and is always high

Hey, I heard you got into the cannabis smokers club

by Rightinyourmind January 5, 2019