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Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy
Brandon is stinky and fishy
by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019
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Brandon Girl

A woman that has some good qualities but overall is not that attractive. Krist would not fuck
by Playboi Krist May 25, 2019
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Brandon

An nickname for Joe Biden. The 46th president of the United States.

It originated from the popular phrase "lets go Brandon"
P1: why are the fuel prices so high?
P2: you can thank (president) Brandon for this.
by Ik ben goed July 22, 2022
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Brandon

Not cute very introverted when a girl walks by he gets nervous and goes the opposite direction girls usually decide to date his popular freind Brett that can any girl just by smiling at them.
Brandon is not liked, like his freind Brett,
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Brandon

He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.
Gaby-“I’m so lucky I’m dating Brandon!”
Itzel-“true you guys make a cute couple.”
by Gaby his gf April 5, 2019
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Brandon and juliana

The couple that should’ve made it but problems occurred, they come back tg three times a year and Brandon can just never let her go and wishes juliana would just stay with him but it’s not possible sadly
Brandon and juliana were perfect… what happened? Juliana wanted something else
by Cuddlybroguy July 5, 2024
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brandon

has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa
Brandon
by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018
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