Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.

Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.

by vaginosis November 14, 2011

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

Top up

When you offer a muffin/dessert to your chubby partner. i.e. partner who has a muffin top.

“Would you like a top up?”
“Would you like a top up for your muffin top?”

by Chechi August 3, 2020

CHIGGERED UP

a verb used to describe damaged or flawed things.

after running over the concrete block with my push mower, i suspect the blade is now chiggered up.

by jankins350 July 30, 2007

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008

messer’d up

The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.

Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!

by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017