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twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."
by Jap Sy August 24, 2023
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Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
by Yujo88 May 11, 2015
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Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
by Messtopia July 6, 2017
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twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"
by Chronic O February 17, 2015
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Otter twat butt pop

It is when he or she are out cold from a over dose and frozen otter pops are inserted in the vagina and anus to revive the person from the onset of death.
OMG THERE IS SOMEONE DYEING FROM OVER DOSE QUICK GIVE THEM A OTTER TWAT BUTT POP!
by Dylan Everett Cally July 10, 2023
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twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
by debras carer December 5, 2023
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jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
That guy is a total jack-twat!
by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020
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