Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Do a ludvik

To fuck up. Especially when talking to women

I was talking to this 10, and everything was going great, but then I did a ludvik!
She's fit as fuck, mate, don't do a ludvik.

by PolkaKolka February 28, 2023

To do a brexit

A person saying they are going to leave, but always postponing the date.

urgh, always saying he will quit his job. He is just doing his brexit.
Or : « are you seriously going to do a brexit ? »

by Bichette October 22, 2019

Doing fine

Doing fine

Doing fine

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Do the rhy

Doing the rhy is a way of revealing a mod who abuses their power in a discord and ban you for no reason, and then get the owner to unban you and come back to the server

Guy: Yo bro do the rhy
Guy 2: ok bro imma do the rhy
Guy: Ay bro dw I'll make sure nothing goes wrong

by Alloutintuition February 10, 2020

Me no do

A desperate plea of innocence

Me no do that

by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021