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Ben Smith

Ben Smith is an amazing man! Some may call him Batman, because he's like the dark night and tries to stay incognegro. I, however, call him Superman ... because he got hit by an F-150 going 42 miles an hour and bounced off that bitch like he's made of steel!! His swag is incommensurable and his penis is WAY too big for his body. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the one he loves. He takes his hits and keeps on moving. He ain't afraid of nothing!! You don't believe me? FAFO BABY!!! P.S. he's probably 5 Finger Death Punches biggest fan.
See that man Ben Smith over there? No? That's cause he's incognito!!
by The Bad Guys Girl December 22, 2025
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Ryan Louise Smith

1.) A beautiful, amazing, unique, genuine, rare, laid back, down to earth, bad ass, sexy, fun, gorgeous, one of a kind, and absolutely breathtaking woman who is covered in tattoos, has several body piercings, has GIGANTIC breasts, and never has the same hair color for longer than a week! You can either consider yourself incredibly lucky or be totally screwed when crossing her path! If you're counted among the select few she calls her friends, consider yourself lucky and blessed! But if you piss her off or are her enemy, be afraid.. be very very afraid!!

2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
~Yo bro, I saw the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've EVER SEEN today! •Oooh, you must've seen Ryan Louise Smith!!
by Zero Omega Morte June 28, 2021
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