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Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities
My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.
by Yoble August 27, 2014
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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
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snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,
Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake
by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013
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fish packing

Met a girl last night. Ended up fish packing
by meridian webster December 30, 2013
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Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina
"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"
by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015
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Flow Pack

instead of having a pack of abs you have a roll(s) of fat
by SodaPopLegend March 6, 2015
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whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
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