poo hot

When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.

“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”

by CCSmiles March 11, 2018

ian poo

Ian poo likes to roleplay, He is usually the type of guy ignore the other person in the argument he was in even though he was wrong, Ian is a chubby 20 year old trying to find the meaning of life and the secret to Immortality

Look at that guy he kind of looks like an Ian poo

by Dijf May 12, 2018

Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Poo gibbon

A frog that thinks it is a prince.

My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.

by Descend upon March 8, 2017

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016