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Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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zone-fire

The shirt is hot, but the combination of that shirt and those shades are totally zone-fire!
by Tim@3o1Dunson November 24, 2010
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Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects
They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"
by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018
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Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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Fire and forget

A weapon you can shoot and then forget about it after you've fired it. In games often considered weapons for "stupid people".
Dude that missile launcher is a Fire and forget weapon, i hate that guy using it, that was an unfair loss for me
by doh007 February 13, 2021
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You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
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Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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