skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

the brat skin

The brat skin from Fortnite Battle Royale is approximately about 16 years of age.

The brat skin is a fortnite skin thats 16 years or younger

by ブライアン October 10, 2021

Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids

Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint

by Sneebles May 20, 2022

Publix Skin

When your skin is really irritated and you have bad acne

Girl, did you see her publix skin! It’s so irritated, she needs to get it checked out.

by 브리 😉 June 19, 2019

Shit skin

Derogatory but accurate term for middle eastern/ Indian people Due to most having dookie brown skin and always smelling foul.

I’m sick of those damn shit skins always spam calling me

by dillyding February 26, 2025