one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

party monster hunter

A plethora of cereal hunters.

Great party monster hunter, man!

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

Double Monster Dump

The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.

Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.

by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018

Cookie Monster Munch

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

by jray19 January 16, 2011

3 headed monster

to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday

nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight

laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week

by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008

Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010