miked

Whenever a white guy scrapes together whatever materials on hand to rig a temporary fix to something.

The fix only will last a short time. The item will inevitably break again, and the original issue will now be worse.
The probability of an innocent bystander being injured is high. Beware of electrocution, small fires, sharp corners and rouge nails/screws.

See definition of nigger rigged.

Do not plug in that cord it’s been miked!

by Paskills December 27, 2020

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.

I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me

by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

Mike-It

When one leaves early from work shift.

Hey guys, think it’s alright if I mike-it today?

Hey guys, I think I’m going to miking-it today.

by 420lolweed January 16, 2021

Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021