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Mark Monks

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape
by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018
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Deustche Mark

The official currency of West Germany from 1948 until 1990 and later the unified Germany from 1990 until 2002. Replaced Reichsmark.
I owe you 100 Deustche Marks, right?
by Pe Ness March 14, 2018
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mark stahura

A 6'3" 250 pound sex God. Staring into those blue eyes is like staring into a big blue ocean of bliss.
I just had sex with Mark Stahura and Im pretty sure I just had sex with God himself.
by StopMethinAround May 12, 2018
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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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Mark ash

Marks are weird but mark ash is a little fucker that loves dick in the butt al day every day!,
Jeff: Dude who's that new mark ash?
Adrian: Mark ash is a little fucker who loves dick!
by Marksbitch43 July 16, 2016
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.
I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.
by Celexis January 3, 2017
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