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Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Quiggle Male

A shareholder or stockholder in society manipulates things behind the scenes, but otherwise, it doesn't appear very important to the average person. They tend to have vast stock knowledge, and at least a quarter of their income is hidden from the IRS—a social investor of the highest caliber.
Joe: Yeah, she entirely relies on me now that her job had to lay her off.

Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?

Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.

Mike: Quiggle male shit.
by MiwaPicaro June 4, 2024
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Male-Bag

That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.
by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024
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Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.
"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022
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Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 22, 2020
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Ketchup Male

A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
by BibleMann June 7, 2022
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Male Vocalist Group

(1)A alternative way to say a boy band which is more detailed respectful and classy
(2) A term that was coined by the Backstreet Boys in order for people to stop calling them a boy band and gain more respect in the record industry
The Backstreet Boys are not a boy band they're 40 years old you went call Boyz II Men A boy band the correct term is a male vocalist group
by EmJayee February 11, 2019
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