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Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).
Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020
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Mark Feeley

Big nonce from carlisle touches 9 year olds
by hdhdh October 27, 2021
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marking language

marking language is a secret language made up of markings like commas and such, learning it is simple, all you need to do is type the letters and numbers in the same spot as the letters you want to type
person: 2:;5 5:3 "{,'
friend: what?
person: its marking language
by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019
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Zack Marks

Wow Zack Marks looked tired after Thejas was done with him
by JoesphStalinsDaddy March 10, 2022
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LS mark

a British twat who likes sonic and likes creme donuts with a bat and has spent all his money on only fans
LS mark is a simp he spent all his money on only fans
by Smart words sussybaka October 19, 2021
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Mark

A fucken ass who was God’s only mistake. Hated amongst many. Has no friends because no one like his. Has no mother because she dodged a bullet by not raising him. His dad who’s name is ironically “Dick” is envious of his dead wife because she doesn’t have to suffer. He is a fucking dumb ass. A sped. A bitch. A cunt. Words can’t describe what a jackass this result of incest is. And lastly....He is clapped
You are mark
by 1a3tt February 24, 2021
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Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
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