Jonathan

4'8, real black nigga

Jonathan: yo nigga
Me: what?

by IhateDanielfuckthatnigger June 12, 2025

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car guy

"he jovbir" jobitr

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Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation

Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025

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Jonathan Spry

Jonathan Spry is someone that dies in the time period 9/1/2025-9/3/2025.

Ah damn they were a Jonathan Spry!!

by JonathanHater September 2, 2025

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The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.

Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter

by NotsoA September 6, 2025

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Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025

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