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Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.
Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.
by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018
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Clit Jamming

The act of a woman dj-ing there bean like mad to the jamming rhythm of HEAVY METAL!
"Kitty" had the heaviest of orgasms after a late night session of clit jamming to rammstien on her clit guitar!
by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019
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bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen
(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!
by veracious December 13, 2018
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BULL AND JAM

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when you started to bull and jam and making a mess of things like in the kitchen

(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets start to and bull and jam and make those sales crew!
(2) After deciding what to make for dinner last night my wife and I commenced to bull and jam.
(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets start to and bull and jam and make those sales crew!
(2) After deciding what to make for dinner last night my wife and I commenced to bull and jam.
by veracious December 13, 2018
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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Jam rag

by Ffhjjj January 16, 2019
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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