Ask out your crush day

December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.

Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me

Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you

by Mcalistair November 29, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On October 21st you must kiss your crush!

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

by looloo348 October 20, 2020

Crush

A crush is a hyper-exaggerated and unrealistic feeling of likeness and attraction towards someone.

I have a crush on John, but I had better not pursue it, or I might get disappointed when I eventually get to know him.

by Toluene1995 July 21, 2022

Crush

The thing/person you are thinking about every single nanosecond of your life. It's very annoying in my opinion to have a crush. Also, beware of crushes that could potentially break your heart.

Person 1: Is he your crush?
Person 2: *stammering* N-no! Of c-course n-not!

by Emily Black Cross June 25, 2019

Crush

Someone who doesn't like u

Crush: sorry but I don't like you

by ItsEzraXD August 17, 2022

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Crush

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.

i had a crush, then it crushed me, now i am a pancake of sadness.

by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019