Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
by Merulone August 20, 2021
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by BoomFracAlaka February 24, 2022
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by Lebrique February 8, 2015
Get the ghost rimmer mug.1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
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Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
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There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
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Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014
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Get the kleenex ghost mug.When you are doing gymnastics and over splits and your foot gets circulation cut off and it gets really pale and veiny
by Flouncy bouncy III February 26, 2019
Get the Ghost foot mug.1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.
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