“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: sauna: The first Juvenile discharge release Style

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Estrada Sierra; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

First Grace

-Turning 30

- First feeling of being old

- First Greys = First Grace

“My bones crack when I sit down”

“Don’t worry honey you’re just entering your first grace”

by Willywonkasgarbagefactory December 4, 2023

double-first cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.

My double-first cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019