Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

Douche-whibbler

A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.

Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler!

by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009

douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

by dave nondouche March 12, 2009

Douche Off

When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.

Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.

by King Kohan October 13, 2009

douche bigalo

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.

A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak

by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011