by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012
Get the Douche Canoe mug.1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011
Get the Butt Douche mug.a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
Get the douche-tard mug.a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
by cfrierson November 30, 2010
Get the douche bigalo mug.John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
by joe knight July 7, 2008
Get the douche king mug.by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003
Get the Dibble Douche mug.A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.
by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009
Get the Douche-whibbler mug.