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tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning
by large_erection14 April 14, 2018
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nice cream sandwich

An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!
Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.
by Ghsstie_2 May 14, 2021
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Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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Cream x Ngoc

The ship between user _ngoc.was.found_ and creamiix_ on instagram
(CREAM IF YOURE READING THSI IM SORRY 💀)
Ngoc: ayo bro imma search something sus..
Cream: alr
Ngoc: Cream x Ngoc...

Cream: dont you fucking dare
by NgocWasFound November 21, 2021
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ice-cream sandwiches

two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022
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Vietnamese cream pie

I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
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Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022
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