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Open Door Closet

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend
“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”
by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025
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When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
by Fantastic? 90210 October 15, 2025
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A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 22, 2009
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Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC
Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!
by Your mom (the thumb-breaker) November 28, 2010
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