A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".
" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016
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2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011
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by Lauren German April 10, 2008
Get the Douche-bitch mug.Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
by dave nondouche March 12, 2009
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A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
by cfrierson November 30, 2010
Get the douche bigalo mug.a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
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by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011
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