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Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
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Prince william school

A place to learn
A place to get help
A place to suffer
Prince William school is shit and no one is helping me learn so i suffer
by HannahHav3n April 17, 2023
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gunn high school

“bro that guys depressed
“bro he goes to gunn high school
“i bet he’s feeling bad since he only got a 99/100 on the calc test”
“im so glad i went to another school bro”
“same bro”
by a human of all time June 23, 2024
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JLS middle school

This school lowkey sucked. Its just like almost every other midddle school. Some these teachers hella chill, some a little more strict. But thats just what its like with all teachers. Lots of us had great moments at this school, like messing around with our friends, laughing at the most random shit, hanging out with the chill teachers ect.
Hey remember all those chill history teachers we had back at JLS middle school.
by ilovemilfsbaka February 21, 2021
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Bishan Park Secondary School

It means a school that its gone
Its used to exist till its gone..
Person 1: This is a bishan park secondary school .
Person 2: Oh its gone
by you father passaway cb August 22, 2021
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School Shooter Combo

When someone runs in a zig-zag sprint, usually when getting shot at.
He was getting shot at, so he School Shooter Combo’d.

I got shot, I had to perform the School Shooter Combo
by Ajonesey February 27, 2021
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Whitehall's bummy ass middle school

a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)
"Whitehall's bummy ass middle school betta burn in hell cause that shit not the wave son."
by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020
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