Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.

1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.

by djamax January 10, 2019

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you

when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"

by chris Washington October 13, 2005

Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt

Just a kid who refuses to cut his hair. His hair resembles Kevin Keegan back in the 70's

Kish: Paddy get your fucking Keegan kut
Paddy: Na, I'd rather sit at home and play call of duty
Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

shut the fuck up you cunt

Something you say when someone pisses you off so much you would rather die . I like to yell at my mom like this . . .

Person A : *ANNOYING STUFF *
You : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

by Fundipz5000 April 10, 2017