Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

School

A place of torture

When Bob was angry and wanted to torture Vanessa he sent her to school.

by BillyBobSmart May 22, 2023

School

School is the closest definition of a living hell where you are forced to eat, drink and go to the toilet for a set amount of time per day and if you do not well too bad, it doesnt matter if you werent hungry at Recess or Lunch no one gives a fuck.

Mum: "Time to go to school"
Child: "Nah fuck that, im gonna shit myself in class again"

by GOVERNMENT MAKES LIFE HARDER May 22, 2023

North west middle school

This school sucks they burnt my tater tots and its understaffed and uncleanly drug fun and insane children... SOOOOOOOOOO MANY EMOS EVERYWHHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

North west middle schools sucks

by nathan coxs May 23, 2023

School

Prison. That shit is fucking prison having my ass locked in a fucking classroom for 7 goddamn hours just to take up worthless shit till June? Oh hell no there's a reason why school stands for seven cruel hours of our lives and homework is half of my energy wasted on random knowledge. Besides you can get wet willies, wedgies, swirlys and worse so fuck that shitty ass prison can't wait till I don't have to be locked in jail 2.0

Oh is that the new prison known as school?

by 4SUE2ISN May 23, 2023

School Shooter

The real heroes of the school

Guys a school shooter has come to save us.

by Blah Guy 101 May 24, 2023

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023