My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

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ass gps

Usually a white male who knows the best places to find whores with a fat ass almost as if they were a GPS.

Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.

Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.

Tom: Holy shit no way!

David: Don't do it Tom. They're probably infested with STDs. Fuck off Matthew, you ass gps.

by dajinco November 11, 2024

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Ass

Another name for a donkey. Also the term for your anus.

Example: "My ass hurts," said the little boy. The ass followed me to the barn. "Her ass is massive!" shouted a thirsty guy.

by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022

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ass creaking

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.

Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!

by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017

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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

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