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I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....
by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025
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Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do
We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap
by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022
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your mom

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom
by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021
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Show Me Your TTs

essentially saying "Show Me Your Tits", but for car lovers. turns tits into twin-turbos.
"ay bro pop the hood and show me your tts"
by The Official Dick Master October 1, 2023
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maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.
"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"
by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024
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