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alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014
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MY PINKIE TOE

i was walkin and i stubbed my pinkie toe i said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUBBED MY PINKIE TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOD GIRL U LOOK LIKE ABOSLUTE SHIT GIRL I HATE YOU GIRL MY PINKIE TOE
by 6969MyBrT0ThErHaSaFaTnOsE6969_ January 19, 2023
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Camel-Toe Inspection

An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??

Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!

Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017
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Toe-Relieve-Culinarism

"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023
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Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS
The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
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Camel toe fat

The crotch cleavage. When the clothing you wear is so tight that you can see the pussy lips.
Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 9, 2021
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Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!
by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022
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