communistic cheese

Communistic cheese is the most popular cheese in Russia. Like for example mozarella is the most popular cheese in Italy.

Woman: "What's the most popular cheese in Germany?"
Guy: "Dunno."
Woman: "And what's the most popular cheese in Russia?"
Other Guy: "Hey, hey, I know it! It's communistic cheese!"

by 2Gun Vega April 21, 2008

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

rik cheese

Typically, Rik Cheese is the sweaty undergrowth found near the taint region on men with the first name Rik. It is aged for 7 years, and has a certain stench that can be smelled with the index and middle fingers. It is the best type of cheese for spreading, and goes well with Pizza.

I just wiped my Rik Cheese on that trid

by Tridlover3000 June 4, 2017

cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.

"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017

Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid

Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese

Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.

by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020

Brown cheese

If you meet a norwegian person they will most likely brag about this, and it is really annoying

1: Hey, are you norwegian?

2: Yes.

2: By the way did you know we made brown cheese

1: *ugh*

by Typerman69 August 20, 2021