whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs
I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.
by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Whip Furg

Coolest cohort ever Eg- Madis cohort
by KOOL KIDZZ November 26, 2020
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whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!
Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!
by bbuttman October 26, 2017
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Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males
by IMINX May 20, 2014
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Whipped by a crazy bitch

Whipped by a crazy bitch:

God Sams a whipped as bitch his crazy ass girlfriend is a crazy cunt, if I had my way I’d put one between her eyes and call it a hard days work....crazy botch
by Wewereyourfriendssam March 10, 2019
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