I look beat

You ugly as fuck, get no hoes. Just a generally ugly ass dude

Man, I get no hoes probably Cause I look beat af.

by Bramon August 21, 2017

beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 8, 2003

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

Beat Bang Bounce

when you have sex with a girl and then you bust. After that you depart. Hit it and quit it.

I went to this Sandy's house yesterday. I was in a rush so i decided to Beat Bang Bounce

by Maximum Payne February 15, 2010

Beat a furry month

In the month of March you are allows to beat any furry And they Cannot fight back. Good hunting i wish everyone.

Someone: ITS beat a furry month..... Ehehehe

Furry: WAIT NO

by Hans Luttenberg March 19, 2023

beat skeet retreat

A slang term for "hit it and quit it"

Hey you thinkin about datin Alisha?

Nah, I'll just beat skeet retreat"

by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019