by Bramon August 21, 2017
by FEMDOMMAN February 20, 2023
This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating
by Papawood December 09, 2003
by Cap'in cunt March 06, 2013
Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.
by Fred McBride May 23, 2021
by Maximum Payne February 15, 2010
beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"
Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn
by SoppaSick September 25, 2019