Julie

Julie is an angel sent from heaven, She is like Jesus but with tender petite titties, her heart is bigger than our sins. It is hard not to fall in love at first sight.

Guy: let me hit this girl
Girl: Please don't hit me
Julie: Don't hit her
Guy: Ok, i apoligise

by DrZeusInTheHouse October 18, 2025

July 8

(1) noun National "beat the shit out of your friend day" | (2) verb the act of beating the shit out of somebody.

Jacob: I can't wait for July 8!
Rusty: I am going to July 8 the hell out of Alex

by CaffeineBeanPro July 6, 2023

July 17

July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

July 29th

July 29th was the day Cali Bowman was born and she is like the best person over

Oh today's July 29th! Cali Bowman's birthday! What a great amazing day.

by amaya101 July 27, 2021

Julie

An ascended sentencer used in universal punishments to mirror one’s bad deeds and reflect their own punishments over a zoom sit time crunch which reverses the sinister act to correct, in real-time, the misdeed which results in a monetary community fund to be used for bettering society that operates anonymously from the dark web.

I got Julie murdered and woke up at work getting slammed but thankfully solar roadways have been implemented on my streets to give me a safer easier clean energy lit drive home that offers wireless charging for my Tesla an free Wi-Fi.

by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

Month of July

National Einstein Month

National Einstein Month is a celebration which is taken place in the month of July where we worship the new and improved Einsteins.

by einsteinnn2.0 July 1, 2023

july 19

Estonias national hug a village whore day.

"Hey today is july 19 lets go hug a whore!"

by monkeybrain18 July 18, 2021