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Jordan

My name is Jordan and I a real motion man
by L may June 21, 2023
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Jordan

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
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Jordan

Kind, helpful, smart and forever generous. She loves reading and writing, and she unfortunately suffers from a never ending Netflix addiction. She's never judgmental and is always positive. There's so much more to say, but I'd need to write a whole book for that. I think everyone needs a friend, just like Jordan.
Q: Why is she so generous?
A: Because she's Jordan.
by sae.vibez November 24, 2021
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Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies
by Siuu guy January 13, 2022
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Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend
Jordan lost his girl
by 2k 17 January 31, 2022
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Jordan

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
by Fnjorjor March 3, 2024
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