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kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .
Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?
by shaniashutup June 24, 2024
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Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.
I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time
by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024
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Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.
Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024
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Club Girlfriend

A song made by Keyz (aka Keyvier) that describes a type of relationship between him and adult entertainers or exotic dancers.
She’s flirts with me. She be touching me making it for me to resist her. She’s my Club Girlfriend

She calls and text me and tells me to pull up for dances. She’s my Club Girlfriend
by Vibrant Key February 11, 2026
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025
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Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
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