Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Super duck

Super duck

Super duck

by XxsuperduckxX March 10, 2020

Donald duck

When you have a large fart about to erupt cup your hand over your sphincter and rock hand from side to side. This produces a sound remarkably similar to donald duck. Works even better in the shower.

Fuck that dinner party was dull until steve ripped that donald duck.

by Tbonedonut November 10, 2018

fancy duck

a very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.

omg its the very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.

by quibblee May 3, 2021

venomous duck

A girl gives the duckface to the head of a cock just as the man blows his load on her lips

Dude! Did Becky really finish you up with the venomous duck?

by Duck duck goose July 8, 2015

Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.

Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.

by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018