captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Cool sorry bro

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.

Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"

by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

by baby cool whip man December 9, 2010

Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010

Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.

OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016

Cool your jets

Collect yourself/ calm

Originally used and coined by Nicholas King referring to rude customers.

Cool your jets Erin.

by Officialgarybusey November 28, 2022

cool discord mod

A cool discord mod is typically a man or woman below 28 years of age and actually has touched grass in their lifetime. They are more chill than the average discord mod, do not groom young individuals and only take things serious when necessary. You are lucky to encounter one of these types of mods

Server members: post memes in #general
Moderator: HEY
Server members: UH OH LETS SCRAM
Moderator: can I join in?

Server members: what a cool discord mod

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022