Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016

Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

Canadian intermission

Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming

My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.

by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022

Canadian Clothes Hanger

Thin Female model from the Great White North (Canada)

Caitlyn was a Canadian Clothes Hanger from Montreal.

by Skipjay August 6, 2011

Canadian butt plug

Where you are bum fucking someone and right when you are about to cum you pull out and shove dried poutine cheese in there ass to plug up the but.
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I gave that lady the Canadian butt plug, she took it like a boss.

by Orakaze 123 August 26, 2022

Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.

Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.

by ecaleohs February 10, 2023