Camel toe fat

The crotch cleavage. When the clothing you wear is so tight that you can see the pussy lips.

Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.

by crackbabymama08 August 09, 2021

stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 15, 2019

Camel-Toe Inspection

An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.

Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??

Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!

Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.

by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017

alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 13, 2014

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

thomas thomas toe

hes really annoying and he doesnt want to play anything with his friends.

thomas thomas toe is annoying

by tomas t November 08, 2020

toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022