Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them
kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"
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Small dick small booty depressed not funny and always has a best friend called lewis
by Big d callun December 03, 2019
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Kyle is a great person, I love him sm and istg if anyone hurts him I will personally end them. He’s the best he deserves everything and anything no one is better than him, he’s my favourite person, you’re probably reading this so ilysm dear<333
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Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.
Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later
by kyledenton November 23, 2021
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Kyle’s are mean bully’s that never answer there phone and are always being good
I hate how kyle is a bully and a goody goody
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Kyles are bully’s and never answer there phones
Omg kyle will never answer the phone what a bully
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Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
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