The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014
Get the alaskan toe lubingmug. i was walkin and i stubbed my pinkie toe i said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUBBED MY PINKIE TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by 6969MyBrT0ThErHaSaFaTnOsE6969_ January 19, 2023
Get the MY PINKIE TOEmug. A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.
Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019
Get the german toe wranglersmug. An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??
Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!
Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!
Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017
Get the Camel-Toe Inspectionmug. The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021
Get the Cons-toe-patedmug. Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 9, 2021
Get the Camel toe fatmug. "Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023
Get the Toe-Relieve-Culinarismmug.