Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug. when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
Get the Louisiana crack pipemug. by Son of a Goblin Hooker April 6, 2021
Get the pr0n pipemug. by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023
Get the Pipe Dreammug.