Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich

Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo

by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019

millennial sandwich

the middle seat on an airplane

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.

by Protius July 24, 2019

salami sandwich

When a girl is sandwiched between two thirsty guys in the club

"Oh I was Salami Sandwiched by 2 guys - One was whitebread the other was wholemeal, and i was the salami"

by daddybells October 22, 2017

Beef sandwich

When the pussy is fucked sooo hard it looks like a beef sandwich

I gave Molly a beef sandwich

by Studfucker69 January 24, 2017

dog shit sandwich

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

by Pollie D March 15, 2011

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Double Down Sandwich

For 5$ extra your server can stab you in the heart

That Double Down Sandwich was delicious!

That heart attack was delicious!

by Colonel Kentucky May 7, 2010