Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
Get the Big girl surprisemug. The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
by Garzipan August 11, 2016
Get the Costa Rican Cheese Surprisemug. When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.
Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.
by sleepermedic December 13, 2021
Get the surprise randymug. 
Get the No Surprisesmug. When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"
Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent
by the dirty old man April 28, 2014
Get the surprise insurgentmug. by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024
Get the Surprise Partymug. by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
Get the The California Surprisemug.