Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.

"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009

Josiah Parks

The best freaking bf there is! He’s normally sweet funny and stupid. Not to mention awkward. It takes time to hold his hand or even hug him but the wait is worth it!

Is that Josiah parks?!
Yeah so be gone he’s my cinnamon roll!!!

by Theshortdumdum November 2, 2019

Double Park

When the aggressor during doggy style intercourse becomes the passive party when another individual inserts his penis into aggressor A's anal orifice, thereby making the first aggressor unable to move forward or backward from his predicament.

"Did you hear about person A? He was doing person B doggy style when person C started doing person A doggy style. Person A couldn't do anything as he was double parked so he couldn't get out"

by liltoast October 21, 2016

playa parking

The Act of Rockstar Parking, only with a more ghetto presence.

Yo Homie, Bust A Bitch! I Just Seen Some Playa Parking In That Handicap Zone!... What Old Lady!?

by Mike Moody December 7, 2006

Rosa Parks

A damn hero

Sarah: Man, Rosa Parks was a hero.
Jonathan: I know, and she still is even though she is dead. R.I.P Rosa.

by Nina212 February 24, 2017

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

Orland Park

Ghetto city that is also known as a fire town where a bunch of libtards burn the town down, the place of hell.

Orland Park, the place of fires.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021